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Comments

X. Dell said…
Was this post for men who use their heads about their hair?

I remember those commercials from childhood. Never had much use for the stuff myself.
10:57 PM
Ray Palm (Ray X) said…
Buttered toast probably worked better. All natural.
12:36 AM
X. Dell said…
Ah, yes. I wonder: if a Brylcreem user falls from a table, what are his chances of landing head first? Apparently, the odds would be in inverse proportion to the cost of the carpet.
4:06 PM
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