Our Great Sponsor: Anita Nose Adjuster

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Are you embarrassed by that peculiar protrusion in the center of your face?  Strap on the Anita Nose Adjuster and in [unspecified] time you can join the happy honker gang!

 (NOTE: Possible side effects include increased snoring, chronic post nasal drip, and the proboscis monkey syndrome.  Also exposure to derisive laughter.)

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X. Dell said…
Seems like the nose adjuster would be more embarrassing than a big nose.
11:03 PM
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