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Man: A Pattern-Seeking Animal

Sitting out front at the downtown coffeehouse. I happen to look up. There it was: a message from Them. Decussated chemtrails.




That grand display for my benefit initiated a series of messages.



Looked at this strategically placed rubber glove. They knew I would spot their satanic threat against me, the invocation of the Great Horned Beast.

The other day I noticed someone – actually something – was staring at me.



It was a demonically possessed shovel. Evil eyes.

Don’t believe me? Then how do you explain these images?

Isn’t your brain hardwired to find patterns?


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Comments

Doug said…
But what if I don't want to get emailed? There's no stipulation for that. I'm so confused.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean... wait, what was that again?
2:33 AM
X. Dell said…
Nice of them to leave your initial in the sky for all to see.

Pattern recognition is something that gets us into trouble, sometimes, but it's a survival mechanism and a crucial one. A see a lot of people using pattern recognition to explain away anything and everything that's uncomfortable as not really being there--people simply see things that aren't there because they're hardwired to see patterns.

No doubt, once yu picked up the shovel you could determine there really wasn't a demon looking out at you, no?
9:22 PM
Ray Palm (Ray X) said…
Doug:

Don't worry. All follow-up comments won't be emailed to you; only to Homeland Security.


X. Dell:

Pick up that shovel -- and have Evil invade my body and soul!?

Anyway, I do enough shovelling at times with this blog.

Ray
2:40 AM
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