Friday, December 18, 2015

Our Great Sponsor: Anita Nose Adjuster

Are you embarrassed by that peculiar protrusion in the center of your face?  Strap on the Anita Nose Adjuster and in [unspecified] time you can join the happy honker gang!

(NOTE: Possible side effects include increased snoring, chronic post nasal drip, and the proboscis monkey syndrome.  Also exposure to derisive laughter.)

1 comment:

X. Dell said...

Seems like the nose adjuster would be more embarrassing than a big nose.