Friday, December 18, 2015
Our Great Sponsor: Anita Nose Adjuster
Are you embarrassed by that peculiar protrusion in the center of your face? Strap on the Anita Nose Adjuster and in [unspecified] time you can join the happy honker gang!
(NOTE: Possible side effects include increased snoring, chronic post nasal drip, and the proboscis monkey syndrome. Also exposure to derisive laughter.)
Posted by Ray Palm (Ray X) at 10:45 PM