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Randle's Mysterious Pumice Roswell. 1947. Some people claim that an alien starship crashed in that area of New Mexico. There are stories about pieces of metal from that doomed craft that one could crumple up into a ball and it would flatten itself out, a molecular memory. And then there's the pumice. Pumice? The non-fiction book, "The Truth About the UFO Crash at Roswell" (1994), details the 1991 investigation by Kevin Randle and Donald Schmitt into the Roswell crash. They interviewed people who said they had held hard evidence of the crash, evidence that somehow has disappeared, apparently sucked up by the US government's TOP SECRET vacuum cleaner. In the chapter entitled "A Complete Examination of the Evidence" I found this statement: "Kevin Randle handled a small piece of material that he was told was picked up on the crash site. It looked like gray pumice, had no weight to it, some stratification, and seemed to be very tough....
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Important Notice From Jim Moseley In the latest issue of Saucer Smear (May 20th, 2012) Jim Moseley included this item: "As of this writing, it looks like your Editor will soon have a serious operation.  The next issue of 'Smear,' as well as answers to your letters, etc., may be delayed for a currently unknown period of time.  More later, hopefully..." Jim added this statement: "Details are KLASS-ified." Good luck with the surgery, Jim.
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Mental Capability And The Hand Lotion Threat Is there a conspiracy to target certain human genetic types with hand lotion as a delivery system of destruction? Leave it to the theorists at the Liberty Net -- the ham radio/Internet forum for ultra-patriots -- to discuss such an idea as a plausible threat. During a recent get-together longtime member Al Parker mentioned a news story from New Zealand about a mysterious group of vendors -- apparently Israeli citizens - who were aggressively pushing hand lotion from a shopping mall kiosk. The same organization has also set up kiosk operations in other malls in Australia and the United States. According to the NZ article, the vendors disappeared overnight, leaving considerable damage to the plumbing in a rental unit after they whipped up some of the special lotions. Al Parker suggested that maybe the so-called Israeli vendors were actually Arab terrorists in disguise. The operation could be a front for biological warfare, set...
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OK, UFOs -- Do Something! Now this is taking my suggestion to the extreme... The reports keep coming in. Some are hoaxes, some are misidentifications, some are delusions. What remains are unexplainable incidents. A person sees a strange light in the night sky performing maneuvers beyond the capability of any terrestrial vehicle. Another observes a mysterious object during the daytime, a mysterious visitor from beyond the outer limits. The sightings are usually brief, no proof left behind. Photos and videos? Images can be faked, especially in this age of CGI. Not hard evidence. UFOs keep teasing, just out of our tangible grasp. Enough is enough. I can't bother to read any more inconclusive reports involving will-o-wisps. I'm ignoring the phenomena, at least the endless and meaningless reports. Until you UFOs do something, I'm not bothering playing your game. Put on a real show instead of pissing around in the heavens. Don't harm any livin...
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Planning Your 2012 Doomsday Vacation?  Pic de Bugurach , Wikimedia Commons  Hippies? I thought they died out in the 1970s, either by cleaning up their act and going mainstream or by ODing on bad drugs.  But that's the term I encountered in a headline about the people gathering around a mountain in France, hoping to hitch a ride aboard a starship when the world ends (once again) on December 21st, 2012. ( "Hippies head for Noah’s Ark: Queue here for rescue aboard alien spaceship" )  Well, if you're a "hippie" or New Ager wondering what do to (again) on doomsday, your best bet seems to be joining the approximately 20,000 souls who are abiding their time in the area of a Pyrenean village called Bugarach and a mountain named Pic de Bugarach.  The mountain is the focus of all of the attention. Some say a spaceship is hidden inside Pic de Bugarach and when the cosmic crap hits the celestial fan, the benevolent ETs will provide a safe ride away fro...