
Xmas Elf Mind Control I was thinking about writing on this topic during the holiday season but I was too filled with the Christmas spirit. (And if you believe that last statement, I have some real estate on the planet Krypton to sell to you.) Apparently Santa by himself doesn't cut it with the kids anymore when parents try to keep their little bastards in line. Thus this product was created: Year after year, children and adults alike are baffled by the mystery of how Santa really knows who’s been naughty or nice. After much urging by the elves and Mrs. Claus, Santa has allowed his biggest secret to be revealed in The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition. Touted as “The best thing since The Night Before Christmas” this gift set includes a light skin, blue eyed North Pole pixie-elf, hardbound children’s book and keepsake box. Children can register their elf online and receive a special response from Santa. That's the manufacturer's statement which can be found at Amazon.c...