Saturday, April 28, 2012

OK, UFOs -- Do Something!

Now this is taking my suggestion to the extreme...

The reports keep coming in. Some are hoaxes, some are misidentifications, some are delusions. What remains are unexplainable incidents.

A person sees a strange light in the night sky performing maneuvers beyond the capability of any terrestrial vehicle. Another observes a mysterious object during the daytime, a mysterious visitor from beyond the outer limits. The sightings are usually brief, no proof left behind. Photos and videos? Images can be faked, especially in this age of CGI. Not hard evidence.

UFOs keep teasing, just out of our tangible grasp.

Enough is enough. I can't bother to read any more inconclusive reports involving will-o-wisps. I'm ignoring the phenomena, at least the endless and meaningless reports.

Until you UFOs do something, I'm not bothering playing your game.

Put on a real show instead of pissing around in the heavens. Don't harm any living creature but make us believe. Land. Hang around for a while until every news organization in the world shows up.

Hey, even a bit of vandalism would work. Maybe you can turn the Washington Monument upside down, its point buried in the ground. Or carve some graffiti with a heat ray on the side of a mountain. (ORTHON LOVES AURA RHANES) Leave some incontrovertible evidence behind.

C'mon, what are you afraid of?

I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.

See this microchip on my shoulder? I dare ya to knock it off.


X. Dell said...

(1) Most people have big chips on their shoulders.

(2) For years now, I've begun to suspect that part of the point of UFO activity was to be mysterious, unconfirmable. If they left clear signs of their existence, then they would risk exposing themselves for what they are.

Marvin the Martian said...

You want UFOs here? or their occupants? This is a no-parking zone, you know. We have to take the bus to this benighted place.

Doug said...

Don't harm living things? You expect they'll be better than we humans are? Then why the heck would they come here?