Saturday, August 04, 2007


Happy Birthday, Supreme Commander


Unbeknownst to me until tonight, August 4th marks the birthday of James W. Moseley, perpetrator of the zine, Saucer Smear. I was talking to Jim via a semi-secured telephone line about various subjects ufological and ufoological when he mentioned it was his birthday. Besides all of his other honorary titles, we can now call him The Spirit Of 76.

If gray aliens ever abduct him, Jim promised to call me by phone, giving me an exclusive interview during his capture. Of course, knowing the evil grays, I’ll have to pay for the call. (Does anyone know what the collect charges are from Out There?)


4 comments:

X. Dell said...

Well, if he reads this, happy birthday, Jim.

As for the collect charges, perhaps Jim can buy an Aldebaran calling card and pay perhaps 10 cents per minute.

Ray said...

X. Dell:

Or maybe he could get an ET&T phone card.

Ray

Doug said...

Simple: Pre-paid cell phone.

Heck, he'll already be up there by the satellites...

Ray said...

Doug:

But then there's the other aspect of the situation: would you want to talk to someone just before he's anally probed by evil gray aliens? [G]

Ray